Articles by Volodymyr Obrizan

Personal Efficiency: Calendar

Citizens often ask how I personally organize my work. I use a lot of tools for personal efficiency. Today we’ll talk about the calendar.

Last time we talked about the task list: Personal Effectiveness: a Task List Most often, tasks in a task list are not tied to a …

Students Are Curious™ 7: why write term papers?

Students are curious:

Volodymyr Ihorovych, why do we need to write these hateful term papers?

A bit of background. A commission at KhNURE found plagiarism in the reports for term projects by a number of students. The meaning of the word “plagiarism” is the deliberate appropriation of authorship of someone …

A Fine Student Custom

What do students chant in unison after their fourth year?

— BA-CHE-LORS! BA-CHE-LORS!

What do students chant in unison after getting their diploma?

— UN-EM-PLOYED! UN-EM-PLOYED!

What do students chant in unison a year after getting their diploma?

— FREE-CASH-IER! FREE-CASH-IER!

The Poverty of Domestic Design

Oschadbank has installed self-service terminals. And I love automation: it lets you save money, make services cheaper, because an hour of a person’s work costs much more than an hour of a machine’s work. Well, more precisely, in Ukraine that’s still not the case, but throughout the …

Programmer ≠ Businessman

Here’s the very first program I ever wrote in my life:

10 PRINT "Vova"

The second program already asked what my name was, then asked for my year of birth, and then printed on the screen:

Privet, Vova! Tebe 8 let.

I retyped both of these programs from a …

There’s a Bit of Joke in Every Joke

There’s this genre of cartoons that makes fun of office slavery. For example, here’s a woman who keeps running and running, out of breath, and realizes there will never be a finish line:

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And here’s a manager saying: “Run faster!”, as in, you’re not working hard …

I’m Quitting the University

I’m resigning from KhNURE of my own accord. This is where there should have been a long post about why I made this decision and what events led up to it. Or maybe some lyrical post with a bunch of historical photographs, ending with the words, "I would have …

Lecture Series on Modern Cloud Technologies

On April 5, 6, and 7 (Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday), I will give three lectures on modern disruptive cloud technologies for master’s students of the APVT department.

  1. Microservice architecture.
  2. Docker — application containerization.
  3. Swagger (Open API specification) — a specification format for web service APIs.

The lectures will take place on …

A Second Away From

The first time it happened was in seventh grade, in shop class. What I liked most was working on the engine lathe (Isaak Naumovich, hi!). I remember it like it was yesterday: I clamped the workpiece in the spindle, secured the tool holder, adjusted the tailstock coupling, tightened the screw …

An Incident in the Verkhovna Rada

Speaker:

— Honorable people’s deputies! The question being put to a vote is to give each deputy a salary of one million dollars, present them with a big house on the ocean shore, and give them a personal motor pool of ten cars. Please vote. Voting! 450 in favor, 0 against …