I checked into a holiday resort. A nice holiday resort — bathroom in the room, no need to go to another floor or stand in line for the bathhouse. I went to take a shower. Turned the tap toward the red mark. Barely warm water came out. Well, I thought — it …
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Your IP address has been blocked
I go to http://cist.kture.kharkov.ua in the morning to check the schedule, and here they tell me: “ORA-20001: Your IP address has been blocked.”

What’s that about? To check the class schedule at KhNURE, do you have to go to the institute?
P. S. They unblocked …
Tickets
On the way from my place to the center there are advance railway ticket offices. Very convenient: no need to go to Pivdennyi to stand in line; you can just stop by, get the tickets, and leave. Five minutes’ work. So I usually volunteer to buy a stack of tickets …
The Cobbler’s Children Have No Shoes
Our university, where I spent 11 years of my life, like any other university, has its own corporate website http://kture.kharkov.ua and corporate email in the domain of the same name. Surely from the title of the post and the first paragraph you’ve already figured out what …
News from Domestic Education
The quality of education at KhNURE was assessed by a delegation from Kuwait. After which a decision was made at that country’s government level not to send students to us for studies because of its low level.
Kuwait will not send specialists for postgraduate study at Ukrainian universities and …
Funny Situations
On April first I started teaching the course "Introduction to Software Performance Optimization" for third-year SCS students. For the introductory lecture I decided not to use slides and a projector, and just printed out a short lecture outline for myself. In class I asked the students whether it was more …