Articles by Volodymyr Obrizan

Marketing Merchandising II

We recently already wrote about how the local Rohan drunks are being screwed over on a high intellectual level. To recap, back then a social-beer pack of Lvivske, consisting of six bottles, cost 17.95. Under the slogan “convenient and economical,” the item is being sold for one kopeck more …

Do You Even Watch Where You’re Stepping?

Hey, you! Yes, I’m talking to you! Do you even watch where you’re stepping? What did you just step on?

A manhole cover. An ordinary sewer manhole cover. And how many kinds of manhole covers can you name? Two? Three?

Today a colleague from Wikipedia tossed me a …

Daylight Saving Time

The most important difference between Windows 7 and Windows XP is that the operating system’s user interface started turning its back to the forest and its front to the user. One interesting example is shown in the figure below. Windows, besides automatically changing the clocks, also uses the speech …

Marketing Merchandising

The other day I walk into the Klass supermarket on Zubarev St. and see this:

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Buying six bottles of beer at once in a pack is a good deal for those drunks who can’t multiply 2.99 by six in their heads. Though maybe by “good deal” they mean …

Death Toll II

And now there are fewer than 46 million of us:

*Ukraine’s population decreased by 65,770 people in August 2010 and as of September 1 stood at 45,831,408 people. *

http://www.objectiv.tv/181010/48149.html

I still remember the public service ads in the early 90s …

Aligning Numeric Data in Tables

I’ve been using Microsoft Outlook for a long time, but only now noticed this little detail. The “Received” and “Size” columns aren’t aligned by place value. With dates and times it’s not so bad, but with size it’s a complete mess.

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Do the designers at Microsoft …

Tickets

On the way from my place to the center there are advance railway ticket offices. Very convenient: no need to go to Pivdennyi to stand in line; you can just stop by, get the tickets, and leave. Five minutes’ work. So I usually volunteer to buy a stack of tickets …

The Cobbler’s Children Have No Shoes

Our university, where I spent 11 years of my life, like any other university, has its own corporate website http://kture.kharkov.ua and corporate email in the domain of the same name. Surely from the title of the post and the first paragraph you’ve already figured out what …